(Ok so maybe in addition to the "sorry I haven't posted for 3 weeks" tag, it would probably behoove me to add an "I'm Sick" tag. Because frankly, I'm getting sick of prefacing all these posts with the words "I'm Sick". This is not a great way to start off a New Year- it's also not a great sign for the state of my immune system. But it does tie into the main point of the post and I'll get back to it in just a few)
So, for Eeks second to last day in town, I dragged her and CJ around on a semi-fruitful sex toy quest. Because being my friend means you have to traipse around the city with me while I try to find a new vibrator. Yes, that was vibrator. I own and use vibrators. My current one got me through a two year dry spell and even now that I'm having sex with real live men on a regular basis, I still hold a special special place in my heart for those buzzy little things. And for handcuffs. And riding crops.... I may dress like a prude librarian but my conservativeness drops off like an old coat when I walk into the bedroom. I like sex, both socially and solitarily. Does that admission make me less of a Lady?
Never in life!
The core foundation of being a Lady is confidence and grace. And nothing is more confident than a gal who knows just what she likes. Few things more graceful then the languor of a woman after she's had a great orgasm.
Oh, got off on a little rant there! Anyway, back to the shopping tale....
Now, while I'm no novice to the whole wide world of sexual aids, as I stood in the back room of The Crypt- staring wide-eyed at the array of silicone, black rubber, inject molded treats- I realized I've still got a lot to learn.
And you know whats sad?
Who's gonna teach me?
It's a sorry fact that after a 3 month class about condoms and the life path of a sperm in 8th grade, you're set off into the world with a pat on the back and a "Good luck- the rest you'll learn through trial and error!"
Don't get me wrong- I believe with sex as with most things that experience is the best form of learning. But come on! Knowledge is power kids and you don't want to rush the field of battle without some heavy ammunition. And here we are, making that circular trek back to the opening of my post- I've spent the last two days in bed trying to get over this flu or cold or whatever it is. And most of that time has been spent online, pursuing the internet offerings of sex. I'm not talking about porn- no nothing so simple. Just what is out there for the folks who don't merely want to get off- the ones who want to know why they get off and how and better ways to do it.
What did I find? A whole lotta junk and a sweet shining star of sexual knowledge.
I found the Sex Nerd!
Witty, matter of fact and a looker to boot. I adore this girl and want her to be my new best friend. If there were more people who embraced sex the way she does, life would be all orgasms and chocolate unicorns.
What an absolutely charming post...!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you! It's always a little iffy posting about such subjects- you never know who is going to love it or be offended :)
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for the post! I completely agree with you, children should be taught a lot more about sex before they go rushing in. Statistics now show that children could be having sex as young as 13 which is just ludicrous! Isn't it strange that now children can walk down a highstreet and see a sex shop, sex has become far more openly discussed yet we still don't let children know enough about it.
ReplyDeleteI think more needs to be done at an earlier age, just start off basic and become more complexed as children progress through school - I mean learning about sex will be far more useful than art classes when they get into the big wide world!